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Times are aspirational, except the ones marked hard timing (those are law). Show up early, hydrate, and don't be the reason we're behind.
Every event, every point, every rule: 1,525+ points across nine scored competitions. The commissioner has final say on anything not covered here (and on plenty that is).
Thursday evening sets the stage for the whole weekend. The Combine generates the tape; the Draft turns it into two teams. When the commissioner opens , that's where history happens.
Beyond the trophy, the title, and a year of saying so: settles who works and who watches, checkpoint by checkpoint.
The official news desk of the Great Lior Games. All reporting is final, accurate-ish, and protected by the Spirit Clause.
Twenty-nine minutes of takes nobody asked for and everybody needs: the full mock draft, the Blakesberg Triangle, and what finger-gate means for the 300-point pickleball block. Keeps playing while you browse the clubhouse (or lock your phone and take it to the gym).
Twenty-two years of near-daily competitive sports. Thirteen years of genuinely reckless summer camp. Six years of riding a bike through dense urban traffic as a primary mode of transportation. And the first serious injury of the man's life arrives via dog leash, two weeks before the most important sporting event of his life. The commissioner's left middle finger is broken (a freak accident; the dog is fine and reportedly unrepentant). League sources confirm he has been in the lab rearranging activities to fit the handicap, and the weekend goes on as planned. The desk would be failing you if it didn't note the timing: the injury landed shortly after he ranked himself second overall on . The Gods read the rankings too.
With Jesse and Jackson wearing the C's (two of the most competitive and well-rounded gentlemen the league office has ever met, per the official release), Lior Schinagel (88.0) has been the consensus No. 1 among draftables, carrying the board's best pickleball projection (94.1) into the weekend's biggest event. Now every war room is re-running that math against a splinted left middle finger. The commissioner insists the paddle hand is unaffected; the desk notes he is also the ranking's author. Ben Tillis (87.3) suddenly looks like the safe chalk with a nearly identical case and better board-game insurance, and if the room gets scared, the value picks start eating.
The league office has confirmed the linked-pick rule: draft Sam Blakesberg or Simon Kaufman and you automatically get the other as your final pick, and Sam Schwartz reports to the other side. Availability math drives it (Blakesberg departs Saturday after basketball, Kaufman lands Friday night, Schwartz Friday midday): together they form one complete, ferociously competitive player. The new availability-adjusted numbers on look brutal for all three; the fine print is where the value hides.
The Wire is written by the commissioner; scoops and tips go to the group chat.
Official grades, rebuilt for 2026: every rating is weighted by the points actually on the table, so the number measures expected contribution to winning this weekend. Argue accordingly, then build your own.
Thursday, 8:00p. The commissioner runs the clock and records every pick. Captains: your private board is in . The rest of you, watch the ticker and keep your lobbying to yourself.
Rosters land here live as the draft unfolds Thursday night.
Results are logged by the commissioner and captains; points calculate themselves and the totals update live for everyone. Checkpoints decide who's cooking (the stakes live in ).
Add your career achievements, talk your talk, and disclose what's held together by tape. Your ratings and scouting report belong to the commissioner (take it up with ).
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Password resets, team names, checkpoint rulings, and the draft switchboard. With great power comes a great group chat.
Your personal checklist up top (tap to check things off; saves on this device). Below it, the group supply sheet and the provisions plan, for posterity and for accountability.
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